You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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