Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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