He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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