I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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