So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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