So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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