that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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