He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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