at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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