To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
im six kinds of drunk right now
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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