Midget sex pt 2 tonight
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
i think my cat just said my name.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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