we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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