ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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