Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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