Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
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