You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
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