please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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