Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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