People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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