therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
that's an acceptable place to lick
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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