ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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