Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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