We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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