I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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