yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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