Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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