I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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