I love black thongs
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
