I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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