I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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