so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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