Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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