Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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