I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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