honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
