jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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