Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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