I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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