I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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