oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
We have started to decorate penises.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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