I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
is wine microwaveable?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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