there was a trapeze. enough said
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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