i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
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