I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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