They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
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