i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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