just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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