you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize
