I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
i barfeds in our rink
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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