Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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