The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
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