Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Do vagina's smell?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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