How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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