i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Randomize
